Captions please

[simonbav]

I just spotted this pic on the front of the Daily Express which some of you may have seen. Alternative captions anyone?

[Noddy]

Same picture in the i paper on page 10 but the caption used is not repeatable on this forum.

Alec

[Exile]

" There you are, you see. I told you that battery powered Land Rovers are cheap and feasible for personal transport".

[NoBeardNoTopKnot]

"Wrong kind of rivets, son."

[Wittsend]

Here's a better picture from my local paper.

Norfolk Police gave them a "toy" parking ticket 

[Worf]

"I think we've got him this time; put you foot down"

[NoBeardNoTopKnot]

Boy One: "Hang on, where'd you come from?"
BOY Two "Shhush!..., it's a spot the difference competition, if anyone asks, you haven't seen me"