Hi,
To continue ....
A bit over a year ago, Barbara fell, and as normal she was unable to get vertical again, so she called for an ambulance crew and their pneumatic cushion. THREE HOUR WAIT. So she called the Fire Brigade. The Brigade got her back into bed, but the Crew Chief got quite snotty. He called for an ambulance, which arrived within minutes, and took her to A&E. She spent a month in hospital, presumably to give time to arrange things for her discharge.
The arrangements involved splitting our nearly new Adjustamatic 1500mm double bed in half, giving us two 750mm singles. 750mm is considered a "child's" bed, and inadequate for my circa 100kg body mass. Barbara's half was moved into the study, and replaced with a 1000mm hospital bed (all singing, all dancing, circa £900 on Ebay).
A very posh "engine" crane was delivered (also circa £900 on Ebay), which is where the fun started. The Adjustamatic ran on little castors (normal) giving about 2" clearance between bed and floor. The crane's wheels are at least 3" dia, maybe 4", and too big to go under the bed. Luckily, this was realised before Barbara was discharged.
The solution was to split our nearly new (£3,000?) Adjustamatic 1500mm double bed in half, and dump Barbara's half in the study. It was replaced with a metre wide hospital bed (all singing, all dancing). That left a 750mm wide bit of Adjustamatic bed, scarcely wide enough for my 100kg body mass. We hit our savings for £750ish, to buy me a 1000mm "nearly" hospital bed ... both mattress ends lift, but the main chassis doesn't lift. With hind-sight, we should have spent another £150, and got a "proper" hospital bed.
Problem! When one end of my bed is lifted, Wilkie can crawl over the frame of MY bed, into the "cave", but seems unable to work out how to get out again. Doh!
All done and dusted, Barbara was delivered home, and into bed. The Social Service's Care Staff tried to lift her out of bed with the crane. STOP!
I have been unable to ascertain whether Barbara was just terrified by the shaking crane not rolling easily over the thick pile carpet, or whether the "under arm" harness was not suitable for her lack of a right shoulder? I keep forgetting my plans to visit MK's branch of Care Co, to investigate solutions, including fitting ceiling rails, so I can whisk her around the house bungalow (bought specially for the occasion). The thick pile carpet (laid by the original lady owner, when the bungalow was new, in 1984) has now been replaced by Parquet flooring throughout.
Disability Facility Grants are NOT MEANS TESTED, if under £1,000, and you can go back for more. £1,000 should cover short stretches of ceiling rail (one at a time)... bed to power chair, power chair to WC, power chair to arm chair, etc.
Be aware that Social Service's Means Testing can include them demanding that you use Equity Release to finance any house alterations needed. They can also take into account any money spent with the intention of reducing your assets. The residents living in one particularly notorius street, in one of our villages lived with a double finance system. Local Money, and, Westminster Money. They had no desire to be affluent. Who can blame them?
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